Alarm bells should have rung when on their website, the only phone number was a mobile. On calling that mobile, all you get is a slighly startled "Hello?" with no indication you have called a hotel. The person on the phone then said he could not check availability at that time "as he was out". Anyway, booked and turned up. From the outside, the place is very shabby. Paint flaking off the woodword, grass growing in the guttering and lots of cigarette butts lying about from the neighbouring bar. Obviously very grand in its day - Its just that that day was 40 years ago. Check in is in the bar of the adjacent pub, so a long wait to get attention whilst what appeared to be the local darts team got their drinks. Barman was cheery enough though. Back to the hotel which had the atmosphere of the Marie Celeste. On the way to the room, you pass several abandoned function rooms. You also pass lots of flaking paint and general dilapidation. A quick peek into the fire escape to check escape routes was a bit of a revelation. An outside metal stair but enclosed in with a bit of roof. Totally infested by pigeons, with the resulting mess all over the steps to accompany trailing cables for wifi delivery. I guess if it was needed in an emergency, it wold serve its purpose, as long as you were prepared to battle your way out past all the panicking pigeons! To the room, to give it its due, it was clean. Hence 2 stars for the review and not just 1. But oh so dated, especially for the price charged of over £100 for 1 night. It served its purpose, but this is more a £40 a night place, not a £100+ one. To the pub next door for breakfast in the morning, and a decent enough full Scottish served by a cheery lady. Aside from the pub next door, a completely impersonal experience. Aside from the pigeons in the fire escape and the bar staff in the pub next door, I never saw another soul
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