達波託飯店(Hotel Da Porto)

我們選擇這家酒店是因為位置便利，而且可以有一個車庫。抵達後，我們受到彬彬有禮、樂於助人的工作人員的熱情歡迎，以及通風良好、清潔度突出的房間、漂亮的木地板和整潔的白色羽絨被（我討厭地毯和床​​罩非常不衛生的酒店！） 所震撼。早餐（豐富而豐盛），我們可以享用美味的自製甜味和鹹味蛋糕等。我們還決定在翻新後的餐廳用餐並體驗美食，我們對主廚 Massimo 的精美菜餚和友善感到驚喜。我們度過了一段非常愉快的時光，我們很樂意很快回來！

確實，星級是因為服務（例如電梯、床單更換等）而獲得的……但是我們這裡有一間帶浴缸和塑料窗簾的浴室，浴室裡沒有空調，有百葉窗浴室裡有清單，甚至已經破損，還有兩根手指的粉末。房間裡的空調很吵……而且空調通風口狀況很差，也許在過去五年裡從未清洗過。瓷磚破損。需要翻新或徹底改造。讓我們忘記早餐吧。我們實在不行了，...只是價格是4星級酒店，其餘的...1星級。要避免。

Ah, Hotel Da Porto, where the stars in the sky seem to have fallen a bit too hard on the establishment itself. Checking into a junior suite, one might expect the lap of luxury, but instead, I found myself starring in a low-budget mystery drama featuring a bathtub with its own collection of past guest memoirs etched in soap scum. The plot thickened with a mattress that ambitiously attempted to escape its sommier confines, proving that size does matter, but not in the way one hopes in a hotel room. The broken lock on the suite door was a thrilling twist, adding a sense of adventure and uncertainty that one rarely expects from a 4-star hotel. It's always exciting to wonder if you'll be sharing your room with unexpected guests or if your belongings will be part of a spontaneous giveaway. However, amidst the chaos, the staff shone like diamonds in the rough. Their amiability was the saving grace of this peculiar escapade. Despite a mix-up by our travel agency, they managed to find us a room, proving that not all heroes wear capes; some just wield room keys and apologies. In conclusion, Hotel Da Porto offers a memorable stay, but perhaps not for the reasons you'd expect. It's a blend of unintended comedy and sincere service that earns it a solid 2 out of 5 stars.