阿提蜜薩男同性戀公寓(Bungalows Artemisa Gay Men Only)

I have booked a bungalow from the 11th to the 18th via ***********. The place is dated and with no proper renovation whatsoever. Everything is rusty and so old that one cannot guess if it’s clean or not. Rusty dirty windows in the room, bathroom and kitchenette, so dirty and rusty that one doesn’t dare to open. Had to have shower with flip flops and the curtain of the shower was so old that we could not tell if the original color was white or beige. All doors very dirty. Extremely old kitchenware with a rusty toaster and very old bad looking coffee machine. The morning after arriving (I arrived at 18:00 so no reception though they say it works till 20:00), I eventually went to do the check in and breakfast. The guy could not be more careless and rude. When asking how the safe worked he told me I had to pay 20 euros deposit and 2 for use. Then I’ve asked if rooms were cleaned daily and the guy replied he didn’t know. It was not his responsibility so I should find the maid and ask (!!!). Then I’ve said without any emotion or attitude that I was not happy with the bungalow and might write a complaint. He did not ask “why”, “how can I help”. Instead he said “if you want to complain you should do so” (!!!!!). After all this I went to eat that “breakfast”. What a joke and disrespect!!! Not even in jail for what I know people get something as bad in quality and poor! I’ve managed to change the hotel and left. The same guy not even regretted. My worst experience ever. Ah! I forgot. There were ants everywhere. It is a shame for Artemisa and any platform that sells this property.

Seems renovated but it’s actually crap. The shower wasn’t functioning! They came for repairs but made it worse in the end. Breakfast was ok. The pool is freezing and should be heated. The beds are ok, but the equipment in the kitchen is ridiculous. We were 3 people and had no wine glasses and just one big plate! I really can’t recommend this place!

We wanted to try somewhere different this time around so opted to stay here. Initially we were very impressed by the wonderful welcome from Fran who helped us settle in, and the beautiful peacefulness of the complex, the lovely pool (despite being freezing!) and the close proximity to the Yumbo. There is no noise from the Yumbo but sometimes afternoon music from the Axel Beach hotel pool parties - so beware if like us you like a siesta! Our bungalow was nicely kitted out with modern furnishings and had a nice outdoor space of its own - but it lacked privacy from the facing bungalow where there was always someone sitting out watching us! Not too much of an issue as we aren’t hermits but we’d have liked the option of being totally private. Breakfast buffet was available from 9 til 12 and it was lovely to sit & eat under the trees watching the wild rabbits run about & the turtles in the pond. No issues with sun beds or getting a nice spot by the pool and poolside towels were provided. The only downsides were the lack of wardrobe space (for 2 of us), the pillows which were very flat and also warm bedding as it was chilly most nights. Most people were friendly (we were the only English couple in a mainly German occupied complex) but the odd comment was made about ‘why are you staying in a German resort?’. A bit strange considering we were in Spain & the resort was featured on various British booking websites! But hey ho, it was overall a relaxing, peaceful stay.

Wir waren jetzt zum zweiten Mal hier - dieses Mal über Weihnachten und den Jahreswechsel. Die Lage der Unterkunft in unmittelbarer Nähe zum Jumbo ist nicht zu toppen. Das Personal durchweg freundlich und hilfsbereit. Die einzelnen Bungalows sind ausreichend groß, sauber und im TV diverse deutsche Kanäle. Im Gegensatz zu anderen Unterlagen gibt es hier auch eine ansprechende Rasenfläche und viele blühende Pflanzen. Uns hat es rundherum gut gefallen und wir werden wiederkommen.