Welcome to the Lalit Hotel in New Delhi, where the hospitality is as warm as a freshly made naan and the staff is filled with the most stunning girls in India! Seriously, the moment I walked in, I thought I’d accidentally stumbled onto a Miss India pageant rehearsal. I was half-expecting a judge to pop up and ask me to rate their smiles!
Now let’s address the food. Oh, bhai! The food here should come with a warning label: “Caution: May cause uncontrollable drooling!” One bite, and I was hooked. I think I ate enough biryani to feed an entire wedding party! I mean, I was so full, I considered rolling out of the dining room like a giant samosa. Bring your elastic-waist pants because you’ll need them, trust me!
And those beds! I lay down and entered a sleep coma that lasted a whole month. When I finally woke up, I felt like a bear who had just come out of hibernation—hairy, grumpy, and wondering where all the food went! I was so well-rested that I thought I could run a marathon or at least walk to the fridge without feeling tired!
So, if you’re looking for a place where beauty meets deliciousness and where beds are softer than a paratha fresh off the tawa, the Lalit Hotel is the place to be! Just remember to come with an empty stomach and a sense of humor, so you can laugh off those extra kilos you’ll definitely gain. Trust me, you’ll leave with a bag full of memories and maybe a few extra pounds, but who cares? You’ll have stories that’ll make your friends roll on the floor laughing!
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**Hindi Version:**
नमस्ते, ललित होटल, दिल्ली में आपका स्वागत है, जहाँ की मेहमाननवाजी गरमागरम नान की तरह गर्म है और स्टाफ में भारत की सबसे खूबसूरत लड़कियाँ हैं! सच में, जब मैं अंदर आया, तो मुझे लगा जैसे मैं मिस इंडिया पेजेंट की रिहर्सल में accidentally घुस गया हूँ। मुझे तो आधा उम्मीद थी कि कोई जज आएगा और उनकी मुस्कान की रेटिंग मांगेगा!
अब खाने की बात करते हैं। ओह भाई! यहाँ का खाना तो ऐसा है कि इसे देख कर किसी भी इंसान का मुंह पानी-पानी हो जाएगा! एक बाइट में ही मैं फंस गया। मैंने तो इतनी बिरयानी खाई कि जैसे पूरे शादी के पार्टी को खिलाने का ठेका ले लिया हो! मुझे तो इतना भर गया कि मैंने डाइनिंग रूम से बाहर निकलने के लिए एक समोसा की तरह लुड़कने का सोचा। अपने ढीले पैंट्स लाना मत भूलना, क्योंकि आपको इसकी जरूरत पड़ेगी, यकीन मानिए!
और वो बिस्तर! मैंने लेटते ही एक ऐसी नींद में चला गया कि पूरे एक महीने तक सोता रहा। जब मैं जागा, तो मुझे लगा जैसे मैं एक भालू हूँ जो हाइबरनेशन से बाहर आया है—बालों वाला, गुस्से में, और सोचते हुए कि सारा खाना कहाँ गया! मैं इतना आराम महसूस कर रहा था कि मुझे लगा मैं मैराथन दौड़ सकता हूँ या कम से कम फ्रिज तक बिना थके चल सकता हूँ!
तो, अगर आप एक ऐसे स्थान की तलाश में हैं जहाँ खूबसूरती और स्वादिष्टता मिलती है और जहाँ बिस्तर तवे से उतरे पराठे से भी ज्यादा मुलायम हैं, तो ललित होटल आपका डेस्टिनेशन है! बस याद रखें, खाली पेट और हास्य की भावना के साथ आएं, ताकि आप उन अतिरिक्त किलो को हंसते-हंसते भुला सकें। यकीन मानिए, आप यादों का बैग और शायद कुछ अतिरिक्त किलो के साथ लौटेंगे, लेकिन किसे परवाह है? आपके पास ऐसी कहानियाँ होंगी जो आपके दोस्तों को हंसते-हंसते लोटपोट कर देंगी!
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Tolles historisches Hotel, an manchen Stellen einfach veraltet.
Lobby nicht repräsentativ
More than likely the best luxury hotel in New Delhi, the food is as good advertised, the staff are doing all they coukd within the small room Taj hierarchy allows them. As I finally got the minibar deposit back, I have to give it the deserved 5/5 algorithmic vote for the 2nd night.
The overpriced Minibar Scam
I don't drink Sugar which is even more irritating. That said I know the price of an unhealthy soda can...which is literally sold for 10% the rpice 50 meters away with the same barcode. The overpriced common soda aka Minibar scam, is no longer acceptable. Hotels that insist on insulting their guests with over priced Soda Cans will no longer be Luxury hotels...make a note of this, all new Luxury Resorts offer free minibar and depositless instant checkin...self checkout...because they want guests to remember the stay...systematic harassment at checkout is not Luxury at all, hotels that can't change outdated and malignant policies will be left behind, the minibar overpiced sodacan makes guests assume the restaurant and rooms are also 10 times overpriced...the overpriced Soda Can is the diagnostic marker that any guest can easily identify with confidence. If a Hotel can't afford a Free Minibar it is not a Luxury Hotel.
All High-End Luxury hotels offer Free Minibar as it costs little to nothing; it projects opulence and true Luxury. Guests don't question the price of their restaurants or accommodation as they no longer have an overpriced Soda Can to serve as their reference point of Value.
Once Taj confirms they made it a brand policy to get rid of the Minibar scam, they will benefit greatly from fast checkin and prompt checkout & unnecessary deposits...there will be less adversial intepersonal energy with the guests, nobody wants to feel taken advantage of...getting rid of the outdated pre-internet Minibar scam is how the best Luxury Distinguish themselves from the lower class scam establishments
PPANCHALThe interior is great, although the outside is aging.
The whole facility is well cared for. Clean and tidy, no cranky handles, old silicone and such.
Nice service, but some young people are in need of more training.
訪訪客用戶This hotel is good for a stay in delhi. Its location is good for travelers and family also. All the staff are helpful. The food is also too good. This is my second time staying at this hotel. Iam very happy.
訪訪客用戶Hotel is not worth the cost. Everything seems average! room quality, decor and bed mattress everything is average. Restaurant is also not worth cost.