I stayed one night only, but I will never forget this place. I am not sure why would anyone leave to anyone a half used toilet paper roll next to a miniature tv, which turns on by itself! By the way the remote doesn’t work. In the event the possessed tv wakes you up in the middle of the night, stay calm, pull the plug off the wall and go back to the wooden-feel mattress. The two pillows were made of the thinest sponge so they will keep your head warm all night, and the sheets couldn’t be unfolded for a reason I can’t explain. The toilet smells like a toilet and the refrigerator was warm. You HAVE to kill a bug or two. The shower curtain will gently touch your back, due to its unique shape. Who needs space in the shower anyways? The room also comes with a warning NOT to touch some air unit buttons. Your receptionist is also your bar tender, but he gets upset when you look at him, so please no eye contact. When you check out, don’t bother say goodbye, they will only look at you head to toe and ask you if you have paid. If you say yes, that’s more than enough to turn their head away from your presence. There is a parking structure a mile away, so you can multitask and get your steps while heading to the hotel. I am Greek AND from Lefkada. I actually grew up there and I have never felt so embarrassed to my company that came from Los Angeles. The view is good and so does the night noise from the bars next to it. This place is a perfect choice for someone you hate.
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