Cafe Le Theatre條評論

Myself and my 2 chums Rosy & Sonny were keen to locate a quaint eatery packed with atmosphere and bare german bants. We particularly liked the location of the theatre cafe and outdoor cold seating facilities, however we were disappointed to find it was far too breezy round my knees outside so we promptly ventured inside to the non smokey quarters. Nathan (rude man with large forehead and missing eyelash - looks like he's run away from the circus) was our designated casher offer along with Heather Small whose career seems to of plummeted somewhat since late 90s along with her personality had a particular dislike to my beige food eating friends order of brot with her pizza. In fact Heather repeatedly reinforced her issue 'brot UND pizza?' 'Brot?' 'PIZZA UND BROT' we found Heathers attitude almost as good as her last single (what has she done today to make her feel proud? Not a lot) The beige food arrived, slowly and was thrown down like my boyfriend on dominant night in front of our very eyes. Luckily we found Nathan's missing eyelash amongst our sharing platter of chips. The most expensive chips in the whole of Deutschland & the lattes are served with a straw and no health warning. We requested the wifi code from Heather and Nathan and even though our deutsch is considered sehr good, Heather decided to write the code down and then snatch away extremely quickly whilst cackling (or singing i couldn't tell the difference) with eyelash missing Nathan. As we couldn't connect to wifi my Tinder date met someone else and they ruined my love life as well as my stomach with their bread filled, eyelash covered beige food. To sum up if your looking for breaded beige food, surrounded by flys and the worst customer service in stutters go here & make your own german bants. C ya lata