克里隆勒布拉沃飯店

As another person said- an upgrade here was not an upgrade. I specifically booked months ago a provencale style room as per the website photos, which apparently they no longer had (given away) so had upgraded us to what I can only describe as a chalet style prison cell, see photos . I work in interiors and if this is a renovated room- they need to change designers asap, for over £1000 a night it was really not good. I travel a lot and this is a £300 a night room. Anyway, onwards and upwards I thought so made our way to the pool in hope the kids (6&9) could spend a couple of days splashing around and we spend little time in the room. No, there is about 10sqm max of outdoor flat space in the entire hotel . The pool can barely fit a catepillar around the edge and despite being sold as child friendly this place is definitely not. Us and another Parisian family sheltered at the back shhhhhh- ing our children whilst they played our phones as there is just not enough space here for anyone other than adults or babies. Other than paddle around a bit there is no room for kids in the pool, one of mine jumped in and got a sunbather wet so I felt on edge having to keep them contained and quiet at the side on a screen . She was very polite but it’s not how you want to feel on holiday. This should be made a lot clearer the limitations for kids over 1. It’s setting is divine looks wise, it far out from the good Provence villages of gordes, loumarin etc but as a couple for a couple of days (if you can get the non soulless room type) I am sure it would be nice if you like doing very little . We had come from hotel coquilllade which I would highly recommend checking out if you have children or want space/villages. We were pretty frustrated with the room change so after some two and fro ing the manager did agree to refund us the second night because we wanted to leave early . This was eventually appreciated and the correct thing of them to do given they could not provide us with the room type we booked . Moral of the story is don’t advertise what you cannot provide. You don’t buy a car and get delivered a different car so if you book a room that room should be available.

Nous espérons dans cet établissement perché, avec vue de rêve, que la restauration va se ressaisir. 70€ euros par personne (hors boissons) pour un buffet brunch amateur, en pleine semaine de Noel! … du porc gras pour seul et unique plat chaud, des desserts simplistes, des restes de mousse au chocolat, des corbeilles de fruits qui comblent les manques, rien ne faisait rêver. Mon fils qui ne mange que chaud s’est rabattu sur les viennoiseries et quelques desserts ordinaires. En dépit de nos remarques cordiales au moment de l’addition pour 5 personnes, aucun geste commercial n’a été envisagé. L’établissement a perdu la recette du succès.

Le seul regret de notre passage à l'hôtel Crillon le Brave est de ne pas avoir pu rester plus longtemps . Tout est parfait et pour paraphraser Baudelaire " Là, tout n'est qu'ordre et beauté, luxe, calme et volupté " Mais ce qui est évident c'est que je reviendrais pour finir cette expérience de bien être .